If you have been, like me, COMPLETELY SUCKED INTO Twilight and utterly fucking mortified about it (because you are sane, hello, and no one in that universe is remotely close to that. As Buffy would've said - and did, I believe at some point - "your logic does not resemble our earth logic"), then I HAVE FOUND THE THING FOR YOU ( Read more... )

Mine!

Friday, I headed out to grab Chinese foodings with xambrius, which menat I got to see dj_spider and petzilla outside of work (YAY!) and affablestranger, who I haven't seen in way too long. Bunch of other people-folks too. After that we all went to see Repo: The Genetic Opera - where I ran into snogwise, FaitherTronZ, tenebrosity, and noidd (all of whom it's been far too long since I had seen - must do ( Read more... )

Dear Jason Statham:

I love you. Please make more movies like this, and fewer like this.

Fer serious.
<3 -
Pave
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Dear Hollywood:

Please make more movies with Jason Statham. If you can figure out a way to put him and this guy in a movie together, I might just be the happiest girl ever. What the hell: throw her in the mix ( Read more... )

So, it's been a while since I bought any new-to-me music. When it was brought to my attention that a local record shop is having a buy-one-get-one deal on used CDs, was there really much question that I was SO THERE ( Read more... )

This weekend, I plan to see this movie. Yes, I am excited. Yes, it fulfills my need for weaponry and Angelina Jolie. Yes, I expect to have my brains dribbling from my ears when it's over ( Read more... )

Yep, this is me sounding hicktastic! Yeh, it's a parody of that dating site. And, yes, I know it's the worst Southern accent ever. They didn't want anything like a real Southerner. I mean... "tits on a boar?" Fer serious, y'all. Ain't NO way...

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... everyone knows the expression is "tits on a bull," after all ( Read more... )

Two things:
1) Fur: An Imaginary Biography of Diane Arbus is beautiful. It was pretty roundly panned by critics as having no relationship to her actual life, and Arbus fanatics will be irritated by the fact that she's played by Nicole Kidman. But the film, as a piece of art with merit of its own, is gorgeous. Lovely colour work, drean-like ( Read more... )

*cracks up*

OK, so here's some fun stuff for y'all:

1) "HPV? Whatever. So it causes cervical cancer - whooptyshit.... Wait, it can cause cancer in men too? THIS IS VERY BAD" Hurrah for the continued ghettoization of women's medicine. I wonder how much faster they'll make the vaccine more readily available now ( Read more... )